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Alrighty men, listen up.

Post by Guest on Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:40 pm

My name is Lt. Michelle French and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight GMs. Eight Hacker Hating soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the autobans happening soon. Well, we'll be banning a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into Henesys, dressed as noobs. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... bannin' Hackers. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Bay Area, cross few hundred miles of desert, ban my way through half of South East Asia and warp out of a fuckin' air-o-plane to teach the Hackers lessons in humanity. Hackers ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a script-kiddie', basement dwellin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every every son of a (im a potty mouth) we find sportin' a Hacking Noobs uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Hackers, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the Hacker won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our !cheaters, and our keyboards and the edge of our fingers. And the Hacker will be sickened by us, and the Hacker will talk about us, and the Hacker will fear us. And when the Hacker closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?

I was...bored. I dont take credit for it though.

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Re: Alrighty men, listen up.

Post by Kirby on Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:36 pm

Moved to spam...

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Re: Alrighty men, listen up.

Post by Guest on Fri Sep 25, 2009 6:28 pm

Oh yeah, sorry about that xD.

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Re: Alrighty men, listen up.

Post by Tofu on Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:58 pm

Uhm, this is too long im not reading it. wall of text.
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Re: Alrighty men, listen up.

Post by Q on Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:58 pm

@Tofu
In other words, tl;dr

Alrighty, men. We've got an army of the Hacker resistance coming in from the south, in Lith Harbor, and we've got Kirby's team there. They won't hold out long, but they'll keep on banning until we run out of banhammer fuel. Remember, don't smash the (im a potty mouth) out of them until you see the whites of their eyes.

From the east, in Kerning City we've got a small resistance force coming through. They're all highly trained packet editors. Most of them are still working out the kinks in their programs(what packets you can send and receive that actually benefit the user). They're dysfunctional for now. I'm going to lead my force to strategically ambush them from the Internet Cafe in Kerning.

I haven't received any word from Michy. I think she's been downed by an enemy soldier.

May the banhammer be with you.

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Re: Alrighty men, listen up.

Post by Haineko on Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:46 pm

omg... hackers where?????? T.T.... geez wat is with those people who hack... ill ripp them piece by piece... ^^ would u kindly plz tell me who it is?

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