The Corrupt Wish Game!

I'm pretty sure everyone knows how to play this, but I'll explain it to you anyway.

The idea is to corrupt the wish of someone before you.
Example:
Guy 1: I wish I had a llama
Guy 2: Granted, but the llama died of AIDS from your mother.

Okay?
I'll start it off.

I wish Hamachi liked me.

ok but then ur comp esploded

I wish the server pwned (im a potty mouth)

It did until you made Ria a GM.

I wish i could edit my llama.wz so that every monster looked like a pink llama with 4234 heads.

guys say @ss but with an A its funny.

Granted, but then, when you finished, you died, because you have nothing left to live for.

I wish I was Supah Q

Granted, but you became Super Llama-boy-man-jew instead.

I the server was perfect.

You put a filter on the curse words? Nib.

You double posted? Nib.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Pfft, you lost it all in a gambling for llamas.

I wish that i had 1 more wish.

granted, but yew forgot what u was gonna wish fer [:

i wish michy was mine ]:

Granted, but i'm Q's instead.

I wish kirby would make the rates 45x instead of 15x.

granted, but then it suddenly changed back :3

i wish i can get the (im a potty mouth) out of this house.

Granted, but he became a super-@ss instead :3.

I wish ken would register...

Granted, but then he was banned.

I wish Desire and Michelle would stop fighting. ;-;

Granted. But...

Q starts fighting with cheese, which disrupts the space/time continuum, resulting in world disorder where Nazis start hunting down doll-collectors, Groucho Marx reincarnates as a kitten, and Stephenie Meyer becomes the new Stephen King.

Anyway.

I wish for cheese.

I lol'd. ^^.

Granted, but desire stole it from you while you were sleeping and he started making cheese-men out of it, and they took over Korea in 69 minutes. Meanwhile, Cali woke up and noticed her cheese was missing, therefore decided to go on a massive rampage slaughtering every person/kitten she saw. She was caught by desire's cheese-men and brought to his secret evil laboratory where he plans to build his ultimate Termicheeser. To be continued....IN HELL BWAHAHHAHAAH.

I wish i had a llama.

Granted, but you mistook it for a monkey and threw poo at it.

I wish I had epic wish corrupt abilities like Cali and Michelle.

Granted, but me and Cali plotted your downfall by combining our amazing powers and overpowering you, and stealing your teddy bear, therefore you wont have our epic abilities.

I wish i had that boom boom boom.

Granted, Michy can has the 'boom boom boom', and she entered the International booming competition, which involved several terrorist organisations, some third-world presidents/prime ministers and a duck.

Then she accidentally the whole universe, which led to further financial ruin, Mac finally taking over the world, and McDonalds being the new "healthy".

And we all turned into penguins.

I wish I had a lollipop. A red one. That has a smiley face (grape tasting!) on it. <3

granted, but you did not realize that it was really just a rlly warm Popsicle in the negative temperatures of Antarctica. And the only thing keeping it whole was the coldness around it. then when you leased realized it a giant polar bear came up and almost killed you b ut insteade just took the "lolipop" leaving you with nothing

i wish i was dead xD

Granted, but I used a phoenix down while Sephiroth was trying to stab me with his long, pointy, sword. Then Cloud jumped in and shouted out "Q! YOU IDIOT! WHY'D YOU USE A PHOENIX DOWN ON A PINK PUF--" and then he was stabbed in the face with a 20 foot long sword. Then me and Sephiroth became best friends and ruled the world for all eternity.

I wish I had RPGMaker XP for more than thirty days. (glare at Kirby)

Granted, but it was stolen by a person we shal call "tom". Tom figured out its amazing capibilities, and decided to therefore, take over the world. He led his over 9000 army of ducks into Germany where Hitler reincarnated as Anne Frank. He then confronted desire's army of cheese-men, and lost the battle becasue chees is too overwhelming.

I wish i had a pink pillow.

Granted. A blow-up doll entered your home carrying the pink pillow in question. Unfortunately, the blow-up doll was a phail thinger created by none other than Mac. While it was handing you the pillow, it blew up, and pinatas all over the world began to plan the annihilation of chickens, which led to the Duckbilled Platypus massacre of 19022.

Congratulations.

I wish I could wish upon a star.

Granted, while you were wishing upon your star, an innocent laser beam was accidentally fired at it, causing bunnies to plot an attack on ducks with blue feathers, while Desire was building the twin towers out of live squirells. A few years later, in 2012, the Earth was hit by an unknown substance called "lolmeteor" causing the world to go into chaos, destroying all the countries except Iraq. Terrorists ruled the world.

I wish i had some candy.

Granted. Of course, it was offering 1 CANDY = 1 LOLCAT, so you managed to take the LOLCAT home, while it was telling bad jokes about LOLWALRUS and it's mysterious bukkit. Unfortunately, Walt Disney had an allergic reaction towards it, called Obama, and accidentally the whole of Tunasia, where Desireface was giving a cheese lecture to deprived snorkels.

I wish I had Stitch.